Posted Jul 29 2012 - 03:19 AM
Posted Jul 29 2012 - 04:51 AM
Men come from Mars, Women from Venus and computers from Hell!
Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done. - Andy Rooney
In the old days, people robbed stagecoaches and knocked off armored trucks. Now they're knocking off servers. - Richard Power .....How true.....
Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer are called hardware; those program instructions that you can only curse at are called software. - Anonymous
I vote for the introduction of new terms:
Hardware = Hammerware
Software = Curseware
In this light the following statement might give you an easy way out:
The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if they foul up there's no law against whacking them around a little. - Porterfield. Be careful though it can coast you a sh.tload of money
AOL is like the cockroach left after the nuclear bomb hits. They know how to survive. - Jan Horsfall, VP of marketing for Lycos. Substitute AOL for A Spammer here...
Squash one spammer, you'll see ten new spammers popping
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Edited by MECH, Jul 29 2012 - 04:52 AM.
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