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[twinpotter]

Here's a link to firewall advice  






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[Paddy the Irishman]

I like it  

[MECH]

Men come from Mars, Women from Venus and computers from Hell!  

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done. - Andy Rooney

In the old days, people robbed stagecoaches and knocked off armored trucks. Now they're knocking off servers. - Richard Power .....How true.....

Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer are called hardware; those program instructions that you can only curse at are called software. - Anonymous
I vote for the introduction of new terms:
Hardware = Hammerware
Software = Curseware
- Mech
In this light the following statement might give you an easy way out:
The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if they foul up there's no law against whacking them around a little. - Porterfield. Be careful though it can coast you a sh.tload of money

AOL is like the cockroach left after the nuclear bomb hits. They know how to survive. - Jan Horsfall, VP of marketing for Lycos. Substitute AOL for A Spammer here...

Firewall movie:



Squash one spammer, you'll see ten new spammers popping





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Edited by MECH, Jul 29 2012 - 04:52 AM.