Got a good joke?
Posted Dec 11 2010 - 06:00 AM
After the intro comes a screen.
He reads: 'Press any key to continue'.
He says: "Where's the any key?"
Posted Feb 09 2011 - 02:16 PM
Inside the plane are parachutes, but there's one problem: There are only 4 of them.
The pilot: "This is my plane, so I have rights to take one."
He takes a parachuts and jumps out the plane.
Than the Dutchmen says: "I'm young, have a wife and two young children, I can't leave her alone." And also he grabs a parachute and jumps out the plane. The Belgian says and does the same.
Now, only the old priest and the adventurer are left.
The old priest says to the adventurer: "You may take the final one. I'm old, and have not long to live." The adventurer thanked the old priest and took one parachute.
But before he jumps out the plane he said: "Wait one minute... where is my bag?"
Posted Mar 06 2011 - 07:18 AM
Calling E10 environmentally friendly. Biggest joke in quite a while...
Posted Nov 16 2011 - 01:56 PM
The barkeeper goes to basement, gets a beer, pouring out the beer in a glass, the majestic-looking man tastes it, and spit it out. "What is this??", he asks, "this is beer 10 years old, max. I want a 30-year old beer!"
The barkeeper goes to basement again, gets another beer, pouring out the beer in a glass, the majestic-looking man tastes it, and spit it out again. "This is better", he says, "but this is only 20 years old. I absolutely wants a 30-year old beer!"
The barkeeper goes to basement again, gets another beer, pouring out the beer in a glass, the majestic-looking man tastes it, and says: "There! That's a 30-year old beer!" A customer sitting somewhere in the bar hears the conversation and goes the the majestic-looking man, saying: "You have to try this." He showed a glass, opened it, poured some in his glass, and the majestic-looking man tastes it. He spit it out, saying: "This smells like pee!"
The man replies: "And now the age yet!"
Edited by GrandPrixYannick , Nov 16 2011 - 01:57 PM.
Posted Dec 11 2011 - 03:16 PM
Posted Mar 18 2012 - 03:06 PM
Because of the high petrol prices.
Posted Aug 19 2012 - 04:27 PM
From Road & Track May 1969.
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