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[John Woods]

Good laugh hidden in the forums:

http://srmz.net/inde...indpost&p=54240

[GrandPrixYannick]

A Belgian is playing a new game for the first time.
After the intro comes a screen.
He reads: 'Press any key to continue'.
He says: "Where's the any key?"

[GrandPrixYannick]

In a airplane are 5 people inside: The pilot, a Dutchmen, A Belgian, an old Priest, and a adventurerer. They're flying over a jungle, as suddenly the engine shuts down and the plane is starting to collaspe.

Inside the plane are parachutes, but there's one problem: There are only 4 of them.
The pilot: "This is my plane, so I have rights to take one."
He takes a parachuts and jumps out the plane.
Than the Dutchmen says: "I'm young, have a wife and two young children, I can't leave her alone." And also he grabs a parachute and jumps out the plane. The Belgian says and does the same.

Now, only the old priest and the adventurer are left.
The old priest says to the adventurer: "You may take the final one. I'm old, and have not long to live." The adventurer thanked the old priest and took one parachute.
But before he jumps out the plane he said: "Wait one minute... where is my bag?"

[sky]

well this is mostly for the europeans, they'll know

E10 fuel/petrol. if that ain't a joke, i don't know what is

[FloP]

sky, on Mar 06 2011 - 06:06 AM, said:

if that ain't a joke, i don't know what is

Calling E10 environmentally friendly. Biggest joke in quite a while...

[wiliamsmith4444]

A ship carrying red paint and a ship carrying blue paint collided in the Atlantic ocean. Apparently all of the survivors were marooned.

[GrandPrixYannick]

A majestic-looking man walks in a bar, goes to the barkeeper and orders a 'beer of 30 years old'.
The barkeeper goes to basement, gets a beer, pouring out the beer in a glass, the majestic-looking man tastes it, and spit it out. "What is this??", he asks, "this is beer 10 years old, max. I want a 30-year old beer!"

The barkeeper goes to basement again, gets another beer, pouring out the beer in a glass, the majestic-looking man tastes it, and spit it out again. "This is better", he says, "but this is only 20 years old. I absolutely wants a 30-year old beer!"

The barkeeper goes to basement again, gets another beer, pouring out the beer in a glass, the majestic-looking man tastes it, and says: "There! That's a 30-year old beer!" A customer sitting somewhere in the bar hears the conversation and goes the the majestic-looking man, saying: "You have to try this." He showed a glass, opened it, poured some in his glass, and the majestic-looking man tastes it. He spit it out, saying: "This smells like pee!"  
The man replies: "And now the age yet!"   

Edited by GrandPrixYannick , Nov 16 2011 - 01:57 PM.

[GrandPrixYannick]

How to learn Chinese in just 5 minutes:

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[GrandPrixYannick]

Why does an idiot takes a ladder to the gas station?

Because of the high petrol prices.

[davef]

Thought I'd start posting some of these PS funny's here on this thread  

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Road & Track November 1965.

Edited by davef, Aug 14 2012 - 07:40 PM.

[Paddy the Irishman]

A nice one    

More please  

[davef]

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July 1969 Road & Track.
Until next time.

[davef]

Another one.

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From Road & Track May 1969.

[Saiph]

davef, on Aug 19 2012 - 08:41 AM, said:

Another one.

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From Road & Track May 1969.

  I knew Jackie Stewart was a wee man, but I didn't think he was THAT wee!

[Saiph]

Since starting Twitter, I've always found that 1st attempt to write a Tweet is always 2 long! Is this a law of physics, probability, or mathemati