https://www.youtube....h?v=lVDGu2EZJHw
Hype! New sims comin' out!
Hype! Video looks great, no doubt!
Hype! But the physics will suck!
Hype!
When I was younger, so much younger than today,
A new sim release had me hyped up in ever way.
But now these days are gone and I feel so skeptical,
Drive is s**t, they won't patch it, and mods are DLC!
Help me feel the hype, for I am jaded,
And my trusty wheel begs me for something greater,
Hype me until I am persuaded,
Can't you feel hype, oh Jeez!
And now sims have changed to simply just graphics,
My trust for devs seems to vanish with my laps!
But I play old sims that still make me feel a lion under the hood,
And it's sad, just so sad, it's all the best we have!
With all this tech we should have a great AI,
Varying weather and all sorts of surfaces to race by!
Great aeros and physics galore,
But broken software is all we have!
When I was younger, so much younger than today,
I never had to pay upfront to download extra content.
But now it's hard to even justify my buys,
They don't give a f**k, two hundred bucks
To race on fake ovals!
Hype me up again, for it I'll fall,
And I'll play the better sims to ease the sore,
Day one DLC, holy f**k nope!
Why'd you hype me for?
What for?
What for?
Edited by Lord, Sep 24 2016 - 02:17 PM.